Surreal 90s Samsung Infomercial Parody

(1998 Tim and Eric Infomercial Aesthetic) (Medium: SD BetaSP Broadcast Camera)
[SCENE START]
INT/EXT. SUBURBAN HOUSE AND STREET - DAY
Camera:
Handheld tracking, quick snap zooms, low-resolution NTSC color bleed, harsh video lighting
Lighting:
Flat bright studio fills mixed with harsh overhead sunlight, slight chromatic aberration
SUBJECT:
@steve: oversized vintage ugly plaid suit jacket, holding slim black folding smartphone, deadpan face.
Crowd: Suburban neighbor walking dog outside.
ACTION:
[Time 00:00-00:02]: @seeksteve pulls black brick phone from pocket, unfolding screen twice, VO: 'They folded twice.' Third panel keeps expanding infinitely across kitchen counter with rapid hinge clicks. When screens unfold they always remain together and there’s are never gaps between them.
[Time 00:02-00:08]: @seeksteve walks as screen accordion expands endlessly through dining table crushing it as we witness splintering wood snapping the table in half, smashes through sliding glass door with realistic glass-shattering physics as the door shatters the wall starts falling apart with drywall caving in and dust building causing absolute mayhem, deploying like black glass carpet onto driveway with rapid machine gun clicks, VO: 'We kept going. Galaxy Hundredfold. Phone. Tablet. Driveway.'
[Time 00:08-00:12]: High angle shot shows @seeksteve standing at end of black glass runway stretching down street, glass phone runway stretches all the way to house in house in background, car swerves to avoid the glass phone runway but drives into house, house was already crumbling but it now falls down completely, VO: 'Know when to hold em, know when to fold em… Unlimited.' Smash cut to product title text Samsung Galaxy Hundredfold, placed over scene depicting firefighters arriving to the scene, black gradient slightly blurred so product text remains focus.
ATMOSPHERE:
The vibe is deadpan and surreal and destructive. Absurdly commercial tone with @seeksteve maintaining serious product presenter energy throughout extreme physical impossibility and destruction.
[STYLE MODIFIERS]
Reference: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, VHS Tape, Commercial B-Roll, Disaster Footage
Audio implication: Deadpan male voiceover, rapid mechanical hinge clicking, wood table splintering, glass shattering, wall crumbling, muffled car honk, screeching car tires, impact of vehicle with house, dead silence at end